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    The Beatles misheard lyics

    Post by maxim9691 on Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:53 pm

    More from a Misheard lyric site

    I must say I'm guilty of the first one, and still sounds like he is saying 'woman'

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Get Back
    Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a lover
    Misheard Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a woman
    User: xXxpoorlilemoxXx
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: I Am The Walrus
    Real Lyric: If the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the English rain.
    Misheard Lyric: If the sun don't come you get a tan from Stanley in the English Row.
    User: nikktheemo
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Give Peace A Chance
    Real Lyric: All we are saying, is give peace a chance.
    Misheard Lyric: All we are saying, is glib pizza chants.
    User: ListenHard
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Hey Bulldog
    Real Lyric: You can talk to me.
    Misheard Lyric: You can't alter me.
    User: EfYuSeeKaySteve
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Get Back
    Real Lyric: Jo Jo was a man who thought he was a loner
    Misheard Lyric: Bo Bo was a man who thought he was a loner
    User: hippiegoatgirl
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: And I Love Her
    Real Lyric: I know this love of mine Will never die
    Misheard Lyric: I know this love of wineWill never die
    User: nforte
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Come Together
    Real Lyric: He got walrus gumboot
    Misheard Lyric: He got Walrus Gumbel
    User: WalrusGumbel
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
    Real Lyric: The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
    Misheard Lyric: The girl with colitis goes by
    User: jcjenkins98
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Back in the USSR
    Real Lyric: Let me hear your balalaikas ringing out
    Misheard Lyric: Let me hear your barrel monkeys ringing out
    User: laptoppanda
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Polythene Pam
    Real Lyric: Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt Killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt
    Misheard Lyric: Get a dose of her ejaculate skillIt's her dinner when she dances to you
    User: fayekane
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Rocky Raccoon
    Real Lyric: Only to find Gideon's Bible
    Misheard Lyric: Only to find idiot's Bible
    User: WalrusGumbel
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Michelle
    Real Lyric: Michelle, my belle. something french...
    Misheard Lyric: Michelle, my belle. Sunday morning never turns out well.
    User: madease
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: It's Only Love
    Real Lyric: Why am I so shy When I'm beside you?
    Misheard Lyric: Why am I so dryWhen I'm inside you?
    User: Mailinator
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Rocky Raccoon
    Real Lyric: ...Only to find Gideons Bible.
    Misheard Lyric: ...Only to find Indians Five-O
    User: nyteskye
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Nowhere Man
    Real Lyric: Isn't he a bit like you and me?
    Misheard Lyric: Isn't he a bitch like you and me?
    User: mikehobo
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
    Real Lyric: The girl with kaliedescope eyes.
    Misheard Lyric: The girl with colitis goes by.
    User: timrock
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Norwegian Wood
    Real Lyric: So I lit a fire Isn't it good, Norwegian Wood
    Misheard Lyric: So, I licked her thighIsn't it good, Norwegian Wood
    User: High_voltage
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Something
    Real Lyric: Something in the way she moves, attracts me like no other lover.
    Misheard Lyric: Something in the way she moos, attracts me like no utter heffer.
    User: Grosbeak225
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Paperback Writer
    Real Lyric: paperback writer
    Misheard Lyric: take the back right turn
    User: mingemuncher22
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Paperback Writer
    Real Lyric: Paperback writer!
    Misheard Lyric: Take the back right turn.
    User: bizzer1991
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Come Together
    Real Lyric: Got to be a joker, he just do what he please
    Misheard Lyric: Got to be at yoga, he just do what he please
    User: gety411
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Penny Lane
    Real Lyric: in the pouring rain
    Misheard Lyric: in the boring rain
    User: misheardmej
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: I Am The Walrus
    Real Lyric: According to Wikipedia, the chanting at the end is "oompah, oompah, stick it up your jumper!" sung simultaneously in the choir as "got one, got one, everybody's got one".
    Misheard Lyric: As a teenager in the 1970's I thought they were singing "Pol Pot" (preceding the genius of the Dead Kennedys)... probably because my parents made a big deal of John Lennon's communist sympathies.Around 15 or 16, a friend convinced me the chant
    User: gymshoes
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Norwegian Wood
    Real Lyric: I once had a girl or should I say she once had me.
    Misheard Lyric: I wanted a girl or should I say she wanted me.
    User: JohnPaulGeorgeRingo
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Norwegian Wood
    Real Lyric: This bird has flown.
    Misheard Lyric: Whispered the fool.
    User: JohnPaulGeorgeRingo
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Penny Lane
    Real Lyric: Penny Lane is in my ears and in my eyes
    Misheard Lyric: Many ladies in my ears and in my eyes.
    User: pawsue
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
    Real Lyric: Desmond lets his children lend a hand.
    Misheard Lyric: Death's molested children lend a hand.
    User: Tortosatch
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Let It Be
    Real Lyric: mother marry comes to me
    Misheard Lyric: mummy (in pyramid) marry humps to me
    User: Harry_potter
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: The Ballad Of John And Yoko
    Real Lyric: They're gonna crucify me
    Misheard Lyric: They're gonna coo-coo fly me
    User: rectangleLips
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Blackbird
    Real Lyric: "Blackbird singing in the dead of night Take these broken wings and learn to fly All your life You were only waiting for this moment to arise" ... "Blackbird fly, blackbird fly"
    Misheard Lyric: "blackbird singing in the middle of knighttake these suck!n' wings and learn too highall your lifeyou've been only waiting for this movie to arrive.""Blackbird supplies, Blackbird supplies."
    User: xemnas
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Come Together
    Real Lyric: Here comes old flat top He come grooving up slowly He got Joo Joo eyeball He one holy roller He got hair down to his knee Got to be a joker He just do what he please
    Misheard Lyric: "yeah come on laptop he come grooving up slowly he gotju ju eyeball he wonholly rolla he gothead down to his kneegot to be a joker he just do what it means"
    User: xemnas
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da
    Real Lyric: Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, life goes on, brah!... Lala how the life goes on.
    Misheard Lyric: Ob-la-di, ob-la-da, Lygosaur , brah!...La la la la Lygosaur
    User: katleen
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
    Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Misheard Lyric: Snoopy in the sky with Linus
    User: KitaAisuru
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
    Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds!
    Misheard Lyric: Lucy's gettin' high with Linus.
    User: lizard14
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: You Never Give Me Your Money
    Real Lyric: You only give me your funny papers
    Misheard Lyric: You only give me your funny faces
    User: xenoglossy
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Roll Over Beethoven
    Real Lyric: "Roll over Beethoven and tell Tschaikowsky the news."
    Misheard Lyric: "Roll over Beethoven and tell the God-given news."
    User: kayemmdee
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: I Want You (She's So Heavy)
    Real Lyric: She's so...heavy!
    Misheard Lyric: She's so...healthy!
    User: Osteox
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
    Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds Lucy in the sky with diamonds .....
    Misheard Lyric: Lucy in the sky MacGyverLucy in the sky MacGyver...
    User: siljesilje
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: I Am The Walrus
    Real Lyric: I am the eggman
    Misheard Lyric: I am the eggplant
    User: tmharri
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Hey Jude
    Real Lyric: Na, na, na, na na na na Na na na na, Hey Jude
    Misheard Lyric: Na na na na, na na na na, hey Jude, goodbye
    User: DanaBomber
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Across The Universe
    Real Lyric: Jai guru deva
    Misheard Lyric: Try to rule the day
    User: pumpupthebagpipes
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Lady Madonna
    Real Lyric: Lady Madonna
    Misheard Lyric: Wendy Madonna
    User: pumpupthebagpipes
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Ticket To Ride
    Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride
    Misheard Lyric: She's gonna take it tonight
    User: pumpupthebagpipes
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Revolution
    Real Lyric: But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mou...
    Misheard Lyric: But if you go carryin' pictures of German mouths...
    User: HaleyLovesTheBeatles
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Get Back
    Real Lyric: Wearing her high-heel shoes And her low-neck sweater
    Misheard Lyric: Wearing her high-heel shoesAnd I loathe that sweater
    User: Couric
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: I Want To Hold Your Hand
    Real Lyric: It's such a feeling that my love I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide!
    Misheard Lyric: It's such a feeling that my love, I get high, I get high, I get high!
    User: awesomechik1
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
    Real Lyric: Lucy in the sky with diamonds
    Misheard Lyric: Lucy in the sky...get down
    User: msmith
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Here Comes the Sun
    Real Lyric: It feels like years since it's been here
    Misheard Lyric: It feels like you since it's been here
    User: taylor_of_the_phunk
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Eight days a week
    Real Lyric: Eight days a week, I love you
    Misheard Lyric: Hey, Daysaree, I love you
    User: mali83
    Genre: Rock

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: Across The Universe
    Real Lyric: J'ai guru deva om
    Misheard Lyric: Like a rutabaga, ooooooooo...
    User: jlsilvia



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