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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by fkkScoop on Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:41 pm

    My tip of the day is(not so funny as yours):

    When u try to play games with Maxim....read the instruction twice!
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:45 pm

    fkkScoop wrote:My tip of the day is(not so funny as yours):

    When u try to play games with Maxim....read the instruction twice!

    How very true that is, great TIP! (The bass room saga springs to mind!) Laughing






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:46 pm

    Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They
    will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence!
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by fkkScoop on Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:47 pm

    CKJ505 wrote:
    fkkScoop wrote:My tip of the day is(not so funny as yours):

    When u try to play games with Maxim....read the instruction twice!

    How very true that is, great TIP! (The bass room saga springs to mind!) Laughing


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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:51 pm

    fkkScoop wrote:
    CKJ505 wrote:
    fkkScoop wrote:My tip of the day is(not so funny as yours):

    When u try to play games with Maxim....read the instruction twice!

    How very true that is, great TIP! (The bass room saga springs to mind!) Laughing


    How´d you know? Cool

    Reading but not writing... lol!






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by purpleblues1 on Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:57 pm

    CKJ505 wrote:Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They
    will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence!
    Very Happy
    Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy



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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Aug 11, 2010 3:52 pm

    Werewolf enthusiasts. get that "Wolfy" feeling every night by simply
    gluing a paper plate to your bedroom window.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

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    Whilst in bed protect yourself from vampires and werewolves by hiding
    under the covers.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:26 am

    A POST-IT Note stuck beneath the nose is an ideal way to foil lip-readers.






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by maxim9691 on Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:10 am

    A pair of scissors sewn to your back pocket
    is a good way to foil toilet paper pants

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Sat Aug 14, 2010 4:06 pm

    A length of plastic drainpipe with a roller skate at each end makes an
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Aug 16, 2010 5:25 pm

    Excluding stars, don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to
    the object you wish to view.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:00 pm

    Hijackers. Avoid a long stressful siege and the risk of arrest,
    imprisonment or death by simply making sure you book a flight to your
    intended destination in the first place.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by maxim9691 on Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:17 pm

    If your feeling the peer pressure of having the only Mac at the office and other jealous PC users are beginning to stair.
    To fix this problem you need to fit in better and here is how.

    1)Every 10 minutes bang on your keyboard or shake the monitor and insult the equipment in a loud but stern voice.

    2)Next open a paint program and select any size canvas and then select flood fill using a bright blue as the color.
    Once the whole page has been painted save it to your desktop.
    Now do you remember where you saved that picture? Click preview and minimize
    Now when some Apple hating fellow employee throws an evil look your way, simply click on your new minimized picture thus filling your screen with blue.
    When doing this bang on your keyboard and curse the screen.
    Now reach under your desk and pretend to restart your computer.
    Doing this will bring peace to your fellow employees and will also give you 5 minutes an attempt to slack off




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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by fkkScoop on Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:30 pm

    maxim9691 wrote:If your feeling the peer pressure of having the only Mac at the office and other jealous PC users are beginning to stair.
    To fix this problem you need to fit in better and here is how.

    1)Every 10 minutes bang on your keyboard or shake the monitor and insult the equipment in a loud but stern voice.

    2)Next open a paint program and select any size canvas and then select flood fill using a bright blue as the color.
    Once the whole page has been painted save it to your desktop.
    Now do you remember where you saved that picture? Click preview and minimize
    Now when some Apple hating fellow employee throws an evil look your way, simply click on your new minimized picture thus filling your screen with blue.
    When doing this bang on your keyboard and curse the screen.
    Now reach under your desk and pretend to restart your computer.
    Doing this will bring peace to your fellow employees and will also give you 5 minutes an attempt to slack off




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    That is funny!!!! rofl
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:40 pm

    fkkScoop wrote:
    maxim9691 wrote:If your feeling the peer pressure of having the only Mac at the office and other jealous PC users are beginning to stair.
    To fix this problem you need to fit in better and here is how.

    1)Every 10 minutes bang on your keyboard or shake the monitor and insult the equipment in a loud but stern voice.

    2)Next open a paint program and select any size canvas and then select flood fill using a bright blue as the color.
    Once the whole page has been painted save it to your desktop.
    Now do you remember where you saved that picture? Click preview and minimize
    Now when some Apple hating fellow employee throws an evil look your way, simply click on your new minimized picture thus filling your screen with blue.
    When doing this bang on your keyboard and curse the screen.
    Now reach under your desk and pretend to restart your computer.
    Doing this will bring peace to your fellow employees and will also give you 5 minutes an attempt to slack off




    Idea


    That is funny!!!! rofl

    Funny and also very smart! I will experiment with my guys tomorrow! That is more than a Tip, it's genius!






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:56 pm

    CKJ505 wrote:
    fkkScoop wrote:
    maxim9691 wrote:If your feeling the peer pressure of having the only Mac at the office and other jealous PC users are beginning to stair.
    To fix this problem you need to fit in better and here is how.

    1)Every 10 minutes bang on your keyboard or shake the monitor and insult the equipment in a loud but stern voice.

    2)Next open a paint program and select any size canvas and then select flood fill using a bright blue as the color.
    Once the whole page has been painted save it to your desktop.
    Now do you remember where you saved that picture? Click preview and minimize
    Now when some Apple hating fellow employee throws an evil look your way, simply click on your new minimized picture thus filling your screen with blue.
    When doing this bang on your keyboard and curse the screen.
    Now reach under your desk and pretend to restart your computer.
    Doing this will bring peace to your fellow employees and will also give you 5 minutes an attempt to slack off




    Idea


    That is funny!!!! rofl

    Funny and also very smart! I will experiment with my guys tomorrow! That is more than a Tip, it's genius!

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by maxim9691 on Tue Aug 17, 2010 4:43 pm

    CKJ505 wrote:
    fkkScoop wrote:
    maxim9691 wrote:If your feeling the peer pressure of having the only Mac at the office and other jealous PC users are beginning to stair.
    To fix this problem you need to fit in better and here is how.

    1)Every 10 minutes bang on your keyboard or shake the monitor and insult the equipment in a loud but stern voice.

    2)Next open a paint program and select any size canvas and then select flood fill using a bright blue as the color.
    Once the whole page has been painted save it to your desktop.
    Now do you remember where you saved that picture? Click preview and minimize
    Now when some Apple hating fellow employee throws an evil look your way, simply click on your new minimized picture thus filling your screen with blue.
    When doing this bang on your keyboard and curse the screen.
    Now reach under your desk and pretend to restart your computer.
    Doing this will bring peace to your fellow employees and will also give you 5 minutes an attempt to slack off




    Idea


    That is funny!!!! rofl

    Funny and also very smart! I will experiment with my guys tomorrow! That is more than a Tip, it's genius!

    I think I made myself laugh when I was typing it Very Happy



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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:03 pm

    maxim9691 wrote:
    CKJ505 wrote:
    fkkScoop wrote:
    maxim9691 wrote:If your feeling the peer pressure of having the only Mac at the office and other jealous PC users are beginning to stair.
    To fix this problem you need to fit in better and here is how.

    1)Every 10 minutes bang on your keyboard or shake the monitor and insult the equipment in a loud but stern voice.

    2)Next open a paint program and select any size canvas and then select flood fill using a bright blue as the color.
    Once the whole page has been painted save it to your desktop.
    Now do you remember where you saved that picture? Click preview and minimize
    Now when some Apple hating fellow employee throws an evil look your way, simply click on your new minimized picture thus filling your screen with blue.
    When doing this bang on your keyboard and curse the screen.
    Now reach under your desk and pretend to restart your computer.
    Doing this will bring peace to your fellow employees and will also give you 5 minutes an attempt to slack off




    Idea


    That is funny!!!! rofl

    Funny and also very smart! I will experiment with my guys tomorrow! That is more than a Tip, it's genius!

    I think I made myself laugh when I was typing it Very Happy

    What? no copy pasta? then that is genius!






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by maxim9691 on Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:44 pm

    CKJ505 wrote:

    What? no copy pasta? then that is genius!

    Nope- 100% original



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    Esp for Maxim

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Aug 18, 2010 5:37 am

    ANGLERS: Attach a helium balloon to your line and bait the hook with an acorn. Then sit under a tree and "fish" for squirrels. An upturned laundry basket would make an ideal keep-net, but don't forget to throw the squirrels back into the tree at the end of the day.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Aug 19, 2010 5:35 pm

    Play "Indiana Jones" with your pet mouse using a length of drainpipe
    and a cricket ball, great fun!
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    Post by CKJ505 on Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:35 am

    Only date girls called Natalie, Carol, Holly or Eve. Chances are their birthday is around Christmas and you won't have to shell out for a present until then, by which time they will have chucked you. zip






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Sat Aug 21, 2010 3:32 pm

    Next time you have to wrap up a present, don't, because you're
    rubbish at it. Give it to the wife and she'll do it properly with extra
    girlie bows and fiddly bits while you're down the pub.
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    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:09 pm

    Avoid losing contact lenses by drilling a small hole in each one and
    attaching them with a length of nylon fishing line. This can then be
    worn around the neck.
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