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    Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Nov 17, 2010 11:21 am

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Nov 18, 2010 7:07 am

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Fri Nov 19, 2010 12:36 pm

    Pretend you’re a giant panda by giving yourself two black eyes, eating only bamboo shoots and refusing female demands. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Nov 23, 2010 12:12 pm

    By placing a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey. Somehow this adventure has a sting in it's tail. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:33 am

    Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to 'fast wipe' whenever you leave your car parked illegally. :evil:






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Nov 29, 2010 7:00 am

    Save on charity donations by spending a pound on clothes at a charity shop, then selling them for 50 cent to another charity shop. This way you can give twice as much, at half the cost. Suspect






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Dec 02, 2010 8:18 am

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:53 am

    Save on fuel by pushing your car to your destination. Invariably passers-by will think you've broken down and give you a helping hand. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Dec 08, 2010 9:07 am

    Make guests believe your home might be bugged by running your hands under tables and inside lampshades, then turning the shower on every time you want to speak. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Dec 09, 2010 9:59 am

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:35 am

    Go and read the secret gig, it will make you feel great, take away that gloomy winter feeling and your hair will grow, strange that... afro






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:18 am

    When reading a book try tearing out the pages as you read them.

    This saves the expense of buying a bookmark, and the pages can later be used for shopping lists. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:24 am

    Did you know that 95% of people 'open' a banana the incorrect way!!! Embarassed

    Turn it upside down and then open it. (unless you are one of the 5%... Suspect )

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by Ymaginatif on Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:48 am

    Is there really 1 people in 20 who opens a banana from the other side (the dark side)? I've never seen anyone do that?! Shocked

    Now I have to try of course ...



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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:10 am

    Ymaginatif (Thu 16 Dec - 14:48) wrote:Is there really 1 people in 20 who opens a banana from the other side (the dark side)? I've never seen anyone do that?! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    Now I have to try of course ...

    Nip down to the shop and get a bunch, 1 for each member!!! [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:08 am

    When in Singapore, do not bring any chewing gum as it is illegal to chew it. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:18 am

    A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep. Sleep affraid






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:34 am

    As we are all getting older , age spots should be removed before they combine to form something even bigger and uglier. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Feb 10, 2011 6:25 am

    Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your microwave.

    If the chocolate melts you will know that microwaves are escaping and it is time to get a replacement. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Feb 14, 2011 11:07 am

    Stop birds nesting in your garden by collecting all the twigs, moss and bits of useless rubbish in your neighbourhood and hiding it in your garden shed. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    If you have no shed, your bathroom should suffice as a good storage area.






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:07 am

    Stop losing your keys, by chaining them to a large objects: such as stools or chairs.

    Then if you get tired of carrying your keys you can always sit down for a rest. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:26 am

    A strip of banana peel tacked to the bottom of children's shoes allows them to be towed effortlessly around supermarkets. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by maxim9691 on Thu Feb 17, 2011 10:41 am

    CKJ505 wrote:A strip of banana peel tacked to the bottom of children's shoes allows them to be towed effortlessly around supermarkets. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    Or 4 small children tied in a dog sled style formation in front of your shopping cart can make your shopping experience much faster.
    Don't use the whip too often....You don't want other parents to get the wrong idea rofl



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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:11 am

    maxim9691 wrote:
    CKJ505 wrote:A strip of banana peel tacked to the bottom of children's shoes allows them to be towed effortlessly around supermarkets. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    Or 4 small children tied in a dog sled style formation in front of your shopping cart can make your shopping experience much faster.
    Don't use the whip too often....You don't want other parents to get the wrong idea [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Ok, ok...much funnier than mine.






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by maxim9691 on Thu Feb 17, 2011 11:26 am

    CKJ505 wrote:
    maxim9691 wrote:
    CKJ505 wrote:A strip of banana peel tacked to the bottom of children's shoes allows them to be towed effortlessly around supermarkets. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    Or 4 small children tied in a dog sled style formation in front of your shopping cart can make your shopping experience much faster.
    Don't use the whip too often....You don't want other parents to get the wrong idea [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Ok, ok...much funnier than mine.

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