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    Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

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    Ymaginatif

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by Ymaginatif on Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:38 pm

    So the clean-shaven Frosty we got to see here in Wales was actually a white elephant?! Laughing
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:27 pm

    International master criminals. Tell your guards to shoot James Bond in the head at the first opportunity. Under no circumstances give him a guided tour of your base, or leave him in the custody of any female types. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:42 am

    If a small child is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of boiling water down its throat and hey presto! The blockage is almost instantly removed. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:07 pm

    Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by maxim9691 on Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:09 pm

    Tip: Save a small Irish town,

    burn down a small Irish pub [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]



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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by Jfrost on Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:55 pm

    remember to Tip toe through the tips

    or you could be on a Holiday

    Fishing scoops for jay

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:58 am

    A teaspoon placed in a glass on the back seat of your car makes a handy audible gauge for road bump severity.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Oct 28, 2010 6:04 am

    Apply red nail varnish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting varnish should be selected). [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Fri Oct 29, 2010 9:17 am

    No time for a shower? [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

    Wrap yourself in masking / duck tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off. cheers

    No pain no gain.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:31 am

    When out shopping today, make shopkeepers feel like criminals and con men by carefully checking their change and holding bank notes up to the light before accepting them. Suspect
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:34 am

    Recreate the fun of a visit to a public swimming pool in your own home by filling the bath with cold water, adding two bottles of bleach before jumping in. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:00 am

    A post-it note stuck beneath the nose is an ideal way to foil lip-readers. Rolling Eyes
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:32 pm

    Prevent crisps / chips cutting your gums and getting caught between teeth by steeping them in a bowl of water before eating them. scratch
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by Ymaginatif on Fri Nov 05, 2010 5:40 am

    CKJ505 wrote:Prevent crisps / chips cutting your gums and getting caught between teeth by steeping them in a bowl of water before eating them. scratch

    Believe it or not, but that's how Hannah eats biscuits!
    Now I know why.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:25 am

    Ymaginatif wrote:
    CKJ505 wrote:Prevent crisps / chips cutting your gums and getting caught between teeth by steeping them in a bowl of water before eating them. scratch

    Believe it or not, but that's how Hannah eats biscuits!
    Now I know why.

    She should go for the "Hobnob", those biscuits can easily soak a good half of a cup of tea or coffee before they even dream of collapse.

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Fri Nov 05, 2010 6:26 am

    Drivers: When going through a speed camera, flash your lights twice quickly and watch the driver in front hit his brakes when he thinks he's been caught. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:24 am

    Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork or rancid tuna. I find that the subsequent food poisoning/diarrhoea enabled victims to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by Guest on Mon Nov 08, 2010 12:45 pm

    Put on The rainbow children in the dark with headphones.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by darkcloud1721 on Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:37 pm

    CKJ505 wrote:Drivers: When going through a speed camera, flash your lights twice quickly and watch the driver in front hit his brakes when he thinks he's been caught. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
    I'm going 2 try this. I think this is rofl
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:33 am

    Weight watchers. Avoid that devilish temptation to nibble on the biscuits or chocolate bars in the cupboard or fridge by not buying the things in the first place. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:12 am

    Don’t waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and I hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

    The mind is much more powerful than Apple, sorry, an apple.[You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Nov 11, 2010 9:30 am

    Employees : Only use the loo at work. Not only will you save money on toilet paper and water, but you'll also be getting paid. lol!
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:29 am

    [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Biking for the weekend ? : Avoid getting that uncomfortable feeling by simply placing a naan bread over your saddle. This will comfort your ride and when you return home, hey presto! A warm snack. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Nov 15, 2010 9:10 am

    Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the kerb. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]
    [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.] Oh! Should have checked my mirrors...



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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Nov 16, 2010 9:29 am

    McDonalds : Make your brown carrier bags green so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows. [You must be registered and logged in to see this image.]

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