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    Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:49 pm

    Put a stop to car thieves by siphoning off all your petrol whenever
    you park your car, and carrying it round with you in one or two plastic buckets.






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by Jfrost on Mon Jul 19, 2010 4:40 pm

    Great to see the Tips back!!!! Very Happy
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by Ymaginatif on Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:43 am

    that tip would also help you to stop smoking!



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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:18 pm

    Why pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just
    take a bag of frozen
    chips from the freezer and try piecing together potatoes
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:45 am

    Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the
    direction of oncoming traffic drv


    Correction: when crossing a one-way street always look in BOTH directions in case
    a large, blue furniture removal lorry is reversing the wrong way up the road.

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Jul 21, 2010 7:51 pm

    Cyclists. Next time you're out on your bike take a tin bath and about bath
    4 or 5 gallons of water in plastic containers. In the event of a flat
    tire this will help you locate any punctures you may have!
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by Raserisk on Fri Jul 23, 2010 5:40 am

    Before kissing your girl, make sure your breath smells good.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Sat Jul 24, 2010 6:39 pm

    Terrify ants into believing they have been invaded by "War Of The
    Worlds" style Martians by standing 3 pin plugs on end around their
    holes.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:43 pm

    Smell gas? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match in
    every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals the source of
    the escaping gas.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:17 pm

    X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens Purple Yoda by
    drinking two bottles of vodka. cheers You'll invariably wake up in a strange
    place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously
    "erased."scratch






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by Jfrost on Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:39 pm

    CKJ505 wrote:X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens Purple Yoda by
    drinking two bottles of vodka. cheers You'll invariably wake up in a strange
    place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously
    "erased."scratch

    And a road-cone inserted.........nuff said!
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Jul 26, 2010 3:56 pm

    Jfrost wrote:
    CKJ505 wrote:X-Files fans. Create the effect of being abducted by aliens Purple Yoda by
    drinking two bottles of vodka. cheers You'll invariably wake up in a strange
    place the following morning, having had your memory mysteriously
    "erased."scratch

    And a road-cone inserted.........nuff said!

    "Nuff!"






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:10 pm

    Always keep a pound of lard in your pocket so that if you get your
    head stuck in railings you'll be able to grease your ears and slide
    out.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:40 pm

    A next door neighbours car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal
    coat hanger in an emergency.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:09 pm

    Record the sound of your washing machine onto a tape, then confuse
    neighbours by playing it back on a battery operated cassette player
    during a power-cut!
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:46 am

    Minor skin grafts can be performed on pigs by covering any cuts and
    grazes with thin strips of bacon.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Sun Aug 01, 2010 10:28 am

    Pop a few tea bags in your hot water tank and you can make a hot cuppa
    anytime by just turning on the tap.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:48 pm

    Exterior wood stain is a fast, long-lasting and attractive alternative
    to sun-bed treatments.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:58 pm

    Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply
    changing your name to match your existing plate!

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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:06 pm

    As adverts on the television tell us not to use light switches if we
    smell gas, I find it useful to always have a candle ready for use in
    such emergencies.
    look out






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by maxim9691 on Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:20 pm

    When attending concerts it's very important to be prepared before hand.
    One of the most common forgotten items is your PDF.
    You never know when the waves may get too rough while crowd surfing.
    Next time you attend a concert do not forget your Personal Flotation Device,
    many a music fan has lost his life from lack of preparation.



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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Thu Aug 05, 2010 6:37 pm

    maxim9691 wrote:When attending concerts it's very important to be prepared before hand.
    One of the most common forgotten items is your PDF.
    You never know when the waves may get too rough while crowd surfing.
    Next time you attend a concert do not forget your Personal Flotation Device,
    many a music fan has lost his life from lack of preparation.

    Very Happy Sort of a mention from the great album 1999! PDF. Very Happy






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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:58 am

    Putting just the right amount of gin in your goldfish bowl makes the
    fishes' eyes bulge and causes them to swim in an amusing manner.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Sun Aug 08, 2010 3:54 pm

    Always fart into the rings on top of your gas cooker. This will turn
    back the gas meter, and save you money over a period of time.
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    Re: Tip of the Day ~ Everyday!

    Post by CKJ505 on Mon Aug 09, 2010 4:33 pm

    Bleach is an ideal substitute for Blue Curaco, and far less pricey.
    It gives any cocktail a bit of "oomph."
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