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    Re: Mace2theO went to the Entropy Zoo (Three word story)

    Post by purpleblues1 on Tue Jan 22, 2013 4:56 pm

    Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the guest
    speaker Zaphod Beeblebrox said, "Listen to me, go to entropymc.com where you will regret owning that



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    Re: Mace2theO went to the Entropy Zoo (Three word story)

    Post by Mace2theO on Thu Jan 24, 2013 3:26 pm

    Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the guest
    speaker Zaphod Beeblebrox said, "Listen to me, go to entropymc.com where you will regret owning that original 'Come' cd



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    Re: Mace2theO went to the Entropy Zoo (Three word story)

    Post by Mace2theO on Fri May 30, 2014 4:55 am

    Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the guest
    speaker Zaphod Beeblebrox said, "Listen to me, go to entropymc.com where you will regret owning that original 'Come' cd.

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    Re: Mace2theO went to the Entropy Zoo (Three word story)

    Post by maxim9691 on Fri May 30, 2014 9:07 am

    Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the guest
    speaker Zaphod Beeblebrox said, "Listen to me, go to entropymc.com where you will regret owning that original 'Come' cd.
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    Re: Mace2theO went to the Entropy Zoo (Three word story)

    Post by Mace2theO on Fri May 30, 2014 2:00 pm

    Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the guest
    speaker Zaphod Beeblebrox said, "Listen to me, go to entropymc.com where you will regret owning that original 'Come' cd.
    Heart of Gold kept me searching



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    Re: Mace2theO went to the Entropy Zoo (Three word story)

    Post by maxim9691 on Tue Jun 21, 2016 4:01 pm

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the guest
    speaker Zaphod Beeblebrox said, "Listen to me, go to entropymc.com where you will regret owning that original 'Come' cd.
    Heart of Gold kept me searching the unknown galaxy.



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    Re: Mace2theO went to the Entropy Zoo (Three word story)

    Post by Mace2theO on Tue Jun 21, 2016 4:30 pm

    Laughing   Forgot all about this thread...pretty funny to come back now and read it.   Not bad for 3 words at a time



    Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten
    years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the
    guest speaker Mace2heO is driving and he's scared, because the light
    didn´t
    really show a full tank. So he decided to walk. He took his keys, locked the
    door, said goodbye to his NPG-Vandals collection. Try to call him ... no reply,
    he must went through the train station and decided on a beer. [scoopish-alert!]

    After the third girl flirted with the man next to him, named Shaun the Fixer
    ... Puzzled he raised an eyebrow. "What do I know about girls?"
    A Golden Zoo Ticket hung out of Shaun's top pocket. Mace2theO stares to the
    heavens pondering how to remove. He reaches for his wallet with his sticky
    fingers covered in cheez-wiz. He checks his watch 4 the right moment and
    decides now is his only chance!......
    Jabbing Shaun in his pride with an object that resembles an umbrella, he slowly
    reaches for Shaun's hand, and gives him a large piece of half chewed disgusting
    burger - mangled to look like an image of a drunken penguin.
    Shaun stared confused, but suddenly a girl arrived waving divorce papers for
    signature. Shaun....distracted.... quickly grabbed the Golden Zoo Ticket and
    gave it to the girl. "Run little angel" She smiled and pulled out a
    Switch Blade Knife. Running, running as gracefully as a Donkey with one foot in
    a custard pie.

    Did Maceo chase? In a word or two it's you I've seen before? He looked puzzled.
    Maceo asked Shaun "What did you give her? She is my sister by a different name.
    William forgot that his name had a different meaning in Belgium.

    Suddenly, the police sirens could be heard by some passer-by. Maceo quickly hid
    the gun, gazed around and bit into his half chewed burger.
    " Oh fiddlesticks", spewed the police officer.
    "What do you want from me"?, said Maceo grinning.
    "That tasty burger!", said the police officer.
    "Come and claim your prisoner, you burger loving freak! I remember you
    from the Golden Circle at Arras! You sat on my right side claiming that you were
    an alien version of Jfrost but without the cat in the pocket!"
    Maceo laughed before falling off Shaun's lap into the champagne supernova with
    3 supermodels, whose names were Diamond, Pearl & Potatoe - all scantily
    clad, begging for the 'Roadhouse Garden' cd Maxim ain't shared.

    The next morning, Potatoe took out her guitar and struck three chords, A E
    & B, but could'nt make her fingers play with G. Maceo turned round with a
    vexed but kind eye in his hand - oops! I mean he frowned tenderly, saying he
    could ask CKJ how to play G. CKJ took Potatoe's guitar and showed seventeen
    different ways of playing G. 'Clever boy,' she whispered, staring into the
    mirror. Vanity was one of Potatoe's little vices ...

    Suddenly a loud Cm chord sounded. It could only be Ymaginatif and his little friends
    Jeeves and Wooster. "Little! how dare you" said CKJ505 as he picked
    his nose with Wooster's bass. Shocked, Potatoe slapped him. CKJ505 fell
    over, into Ymaginatif's arms. "You
    saved me!", and began to sing a song with
    Cm chords and these words "Cough, Cough, Ahem", "That
    sounds catchy. Another hit for Ymaginatif and Wooster!

    Meanwhile, Mace2theO released a new podcast....everyone cheered with the
    exception of Purpleblues who demanded a new Vid-cast. Without his hearing,
    Jfrost felt Lost episodes were too quiet. Why not increase the volume?
    then suddenly a wormhole in space appeared sucking JFrost, Jeeves and Wooster into another dimension.
    "In this reality?" asked Jeeves pointing, " do fish talk?" "That one does" he wondered aloud.

    Wooster gasped as JFrost's deformed face reflected in the glow of the radiation
    spraying out of CK's guitar. Surely CK did not mean to kill....Jeeves lay dead.

    Meanwhile,
    the Zoo was full of Maxim Apes. darn mutant jelly rustlers hidden in
    every zebra's sharkskin bum bag. Even the scoopdragons and clangers
    howled.
    Captin Pugwash, leader...in title only - saw Jeeve's ghost, stared and
    turned very red. "How you been doin?" "Everything's fine, except my
    ghostly figure"

    Finally,
    the Zookeeper removed his laserguided anti umbrella created by Maxim
    for a wager, which he lost, sad but true, and knocked Jeeves' ghostly
    dead
    body across the universe. Pugwash jumped up and danced to the concert
    in a very smart tuxedo, waltzed over to CK and said "Me want Irish
    Triple Threat Webcast, a million pounds and it's yours".
    Ten years later, Zookeeper's grown children attended a conference where the guest
    speaker Zaphod Beeblebrox said, "Listen to me, go to entropymc.com where you will regret owning that original 'Come' cd.
    Heart of Gold kept me searching the unknown galaxy for the original



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